Well hell…

I’ll never be the fat guy who tries to cosplay as a skinny character. I’ve never been to a comicon or any of that (aside from a Fangoria convention in NYC in about 91 or 92, but that’s a long old Storey.)

But shit like this does nothing good for my willpower:

Apparently available here: Rorschach Masks

#RorschachWasRight