A snippet from the mind of

“Hmm… I bought all these mushrooms and they’re starting to get a little droopy. I should probably cook them.”

Throws 4 packages of mushrooms, previously intended for some beef sauce, into a pan with a bunch of butter, garlic and chardonay before heading to the cabinet to find some little containers to put them in to keep them in the fridge.

“Well, shit. I’ve used them all. Welp, clearly nothing left to do here but eat all this chili to free up a container or *urp* two.”